THE RETURN OF CATBOY: Grainy Photo Confirms Half-Cat, Half-Boy Cryptid Spotted at 7-Eleven in Tuscaloosa
Exhibit A — Dr. Meowton rates it "the clearest evidence yet." Drag the signal slider to tune the tape.
Exhibit B — The Original Still
Recorded on the same tape, moments earlier. Authenticity pending independent review.
A grainy security camera image from a Tuscaloosa 7-Eleven has captured what experts call the clearest evidence yet that CATBOY has returned.
Key Evidence
- 🐾Security footage at 2:47 AM shows a bipedal cat-like figure purchasing snacks
- 🐾Three witnesses described the creature as definitely part cat, definitely part boy
- 🐾Cryptozoologist Dr. Meowton rates the sighting 9.5/10 on the Weird-o-Meter
- 🐾The creature was last seen heading toward the interstate clutching its Slurpee
Exclusive Commentary
In an exclusive interview, Dr. Meowton stated: This is not a man in a costume. A man in a costume would not purchase a Slurpee.
Skeptics claim the image is a viral marketing stunt. But they said the same about Batboy in 1992.
CATBOY is back, and he appears to be in the mood for a snack.
🧠 Why This Matters
If CATBOY is real, everything we thought about cryptid migration patterns is wrong. His return suggests a breeding population in the southeastern US.
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