9/4/2026
Weekly Weird News

A man who was very clearly on drugs just came into my workplace with a sharpie and wrote this in our book for custom cake orders

Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter
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This is really disturbing to me. What does “1 Blood girls today!” even mean? He asked my coworker if he had a graffiti tag he could draw, to which he says no, then started asking him about if he liked “big girls with big chests” or “skinny girls.” He was also messing with and drawing on our ordering tablet while mumbling to himself. Edit: after he left I also noticed very pattern-like smears on our tablet screen. Like he was just rubbing the screen in the same way over and over again. &#
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A man who was very clearly on drugs just came into my workplace with a sharpie and wrote this in our book for custom cake orders — Weekly Weird News