[OC] Longterm travel with my 3ft dildo (+40k miles)

Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter

I drove around the midwestern United States in 2024 for my old LLC. It was mighty lonely but thankfully my bud, Moby kept me great company and we took tons of amazing photos. The clothes and sunglasses make him look like a person from a distance, which was convenient because he primarily resided in front the passenger seat. Edit, 2hrs after post: fixed grammar + holy cow that’s a lot of comments!! I will start replying to comments after I’m done working today but for those interested, I’ve poste