Weekly Weird News · strange-cases

Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter

I believe it's pecan, and that's suspiciously my parent's favorite flavor of pie. Asked everyone who's been in the house the past week. Parents don't know, siblings don't know, and I checked the front camera and no one was holding a pie box when they came in. I'm starting to get weirded out that maybe someone came in from the garage door?? And left a pie?? But didn’t take anything??? Not eating it ofc. No sign of mold, and the filling has hardened. Choosing to believe that Dolly left us a