8/20/2026
Someones basket dropped near a creek, containing items that are a bit too random, and have little to no correlation.
Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter
Noticed while weed whacking at work, a basket containing some golf balls, but the more I examined, the weirder it got. Screws, a lighter, lightning cable block, batteries, oral ointment newspapers from 2020, a family photo, lifesaver mints, an air horn, and weirdest of all, a smoke detector that was actively low battery chirping. This was most likely someone's basket of junk , kept in a garage, or basement, that they ended up dumping. But things like the family photo, or batteries, seem t
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