9/4/2026
Church baby
Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter
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Found Saturday. Had to do a double take. Then I turned around and brought it home so I can make it into a Halloween decoration. Last night I had a nightmare about vampire toddlers. They were very bitey.   submitted by   /u/Funnyfish66 [link]   [comments]
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