8/20/2026
I found these weird seeds (and other things) in my candy
Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter
I already ate quite a bit of it before realizing something was wrong. The entire bag smelled like dog treats and I hope the brown pieces are dog treats and not rat poop 🤢 Along with seeds, there are also small blue beads that look to be fertilizer. I hope that it’s not toxic and I am now convinced that I’m going to die. What are my logical next steps? UPDATE: I went to urgent care after reading [u/ClumsyMed](u/ClumsyMed)’s comment about the 3 in 1 fertilizer and figured it was that. I show
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