9/4/2026
Weekly Weird News

Uncrustable...skin lesion?

Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter
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I know it's just peanut butter and jelly, but it came out of the wrapper looking like something yucky from an old medical textbook. I don't know why I found it too unsettling to eat. The other side had a small spot with a bit of jelly coming out...resembled an exit wound. I also had another Uncrustable with me. I ate that, while judging this gross thing πŸ‘   submitted by   /u/ADeformedPoolboy [link]   [comments]
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