I watched a fully grown man put his bare ass on a movie theater seat tonight.

Filed by Max the Cryptid Reporter

I walked into the theater right as the movie was starting and saw the man sitting in the row infront of my boyfriend stand up and go to adjust his pants. I had the thought, “woah, that is a lot - like A LOT - of plumbers crack” but just figured his pants had come down a bit when he was sitting. He takes one step over to the seat directly next to him, and as he is sitting, I watch him *pull his pants down* just over the butt and sit with his full ass checks on the baby soft leather movie se