9/4/2026
We found the attic access hatch partially open
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Edit: For all the people wondering why we don’t go up there. The insulation is vermiculite, the house was built in the 1940s-50s it is highly possible that the insulation is contaminated with asbestos. https://www.asbestosexposure.ca/vermiculite-zonolite-insulation My partner noticed this access hatch was pushed up and slightly to the side. None of us have touched it and it is physically impossible for our toddlers to have done so. As far as we know, the only way you can lift the panel is
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